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NAUGHTY QUESTIONS!
by takuhiro Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:07 pm
Q. How much calcium is there in a woman's breasts?
A: Enough to make a bone 8 inches long.
Q. Why sperm donation is MORE expensive than blood donation?
A. Because it is hand made.
Q. When a woman arouses a man and leaves, she is known as a c*ck teaser. What is a male called when he does the same to a female?
A. Moisturizer
Q. What do u get when you put a bomb in a girls bra?
A. Tit bits
Q. What do u get when you put a bomb in a guy's under wear?
A. Banana split
Q: What is the useless piece of flesh attached to the p* nis?
A: The Man.
Q: Why is breast milk good for health?
A: Because it's great for blood circulation, provides heat, is refreshing and comes in attractive containers.
Q: Why was two-piece bikini invented?
A: To separate meat section from the dairy section.
Q: A man is dying of cancer. His son asked 'Dad, why u keep telling people u r dying of AIDS?'
A: Dad replies: So when I'm dead no one is going to f*ck your mom.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it does not come means you are in big trouble.
A: Enough to make a bone 8 inches long.
Q. Why sperm donation is MORE expensive than blood donation?
A. Because it is hand made.
Q. When a woman arouses a man and leaves, she is known as a c*ck teaser. What is a male called when he does the same to a female?
A. Moisturizer
Q. What do u get when you put a bomb in a girls bra?
A. Tit bits
Q. What do u get when you put a bomb in a guy's under wear?
A. Banana split
Q: What is the useless piece of flesh attached to the p* nis?
A: The Man.
Q: Why is breast milk good for health?
A: Because it's great for blood circulation, provides heat, is refreshing and comes in attractive containers.
Q: Why was two-piece bikini invented?
A: To separate meat section from the dairy section.
Q: A man is dying of cancer. His son asked 'Dad, why u keep telling people u r dying of AIDS?'
A: Dad replies: So when I'm dead no one is going to f*ck your mom.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it does not come means you are in big trouble.
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